Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?

  • There's an inverse proportion between your stress quantity and your boss' hours in the office.

  • Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?

  • Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

  • A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.

  • If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

  • Some people are like Slinkies. . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?

  • Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

First time doing yoga