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Random Thoughts

  • How hungry was the first person who opened an oyster and STILL ate it?

  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

  • Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

  • If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

  • One should love animals. They are so tasty.

  • Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?

  • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

  • Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

  • Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

  • I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...

First time doing yoga