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Random Thoughts

  • Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

  • BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

  • Flashlight: a case for holding dead batteries.

  • There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

  • My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.

  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  • If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

  • Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.



First time doing yoga