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Random Thoughts

  • The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

  • You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

  • If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

  • I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

  • A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.

  • I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

  • Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.

  • Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

  • If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

First time doing yoga