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Random Thoughts

  • Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let her sleep!

  • Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

  • An erection does not constitute personal growth

  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, But also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

  • Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

  • After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.

  • Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

  • Ever notice how at the end of every party there is always a fat girl crying.

  • How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

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