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Random Thoughts

  • Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

  • Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

  • I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

  • Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

  • You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

  • Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like an order of Indian food. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

  • They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  • You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

  • You never know where to look when eating a banana.

First time doing yoga