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Random Thoughts

  • In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

  • My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

  • Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.

  • The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

  • After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.

  • My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.

  • You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

  • Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

  • Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.



First time doing yoga