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Random Thoughts

  • Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.

  • Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

  • The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

  • I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

  • The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  • Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying 'No Hard Feelings'

  • The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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