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Random Thoughts

  • A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.

  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

  • Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally, I think that if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow.

  • If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

  • When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

  • Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

  • A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.

First time doing yoga