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Random Thoughts

  • If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

  • The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

  • Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally, I think that if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow.

  • How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

  • Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".

  • A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

  • Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway !

  • Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

  • What's another word for thesaurus?

  • Why is it that banks always make it sound like you are so lucky that they have extended your credit limit? I mean it's not like I won a prize, but more like extra bullets for my gun in a game of Russian Rolette...

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