If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all people who opposed them.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.
Some people kiss with their eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way.