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Random Thoughts

  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

  • Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

  • The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

  • Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.

  • I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

  • BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

  • A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory!



First time doing yoga