What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory!
Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.
I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.