Boldly Going Nowhere

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

I have the body of a god ... Buddha.

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Fine day for a good workout. Let's steal something heavy.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner