Bricks are horrible to carry.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
God created cats so that men could learn to understand women.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.