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Random Thoughts

  • Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

  • A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

  • Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

  • The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

  • A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

  • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

  • Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

  • Statistics tell us that married men are likely to live 3 years longer than single men. But psychology tells us that married men are more willing to die.

  • I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

  • After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.

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