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Random Thoughts

  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

  • What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

  • According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging.

  • Light travels faster than sound. This why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.

  • Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

  • I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

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