Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?
There's an inverse proportion between your stress quantity and your boss' hours in the office.
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Some people are like Slinkies. . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.