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Random Thoughts

  • INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

  • When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.

  • What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

  • Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

  • The income tax has made more liars out of people than golf has.

  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

  • The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love thy enemy...... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!

  • Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like an order of Indian food. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

  • 'Hard work never killed anybody', but why take the risk...



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