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Random Thoughts

  • People who don't drive, slam car doors too hard.

  • In marriage, the bride gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!

  • I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

  • Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

  • Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

  • My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.

  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

  • I'm a freelance gynaecologist

  • One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

  • It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

First time doing yoga