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Random Thoughts

  • Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

  • Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!

  • Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

  • When kleptomania gets really bad, just take something for it.

  • The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

  • Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'

  • I'm not a snob. I'm just genuinely better than you are.

  • Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

  • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

First time doing yoga