If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
I had a blind date last night. Her name was :. .:: :.: .:. .::.
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
"Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself!"
'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.