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Random Thoughts

  • Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

  • Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  • See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

  • If women DON'T fool around, and men DO fool around, who are the men fooling around with?

  • Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • I'm not weird... weird is Chinese slippers and break-dance pants!

  • Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

  • Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?

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