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Random Thoughts

  • Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

  • The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

  • Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.

  • The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

  • There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

  • Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

  • What's another word for thesaurus?

  • By the time a man's wife learns to understand him, she has usually stopped listening to him.

  • I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.

  • The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

First time doing yoga