Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
What's another word for thesaurus?
By the time a man's wife learns to understand him, she has usually stopped listening to him.
I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.