What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free???
A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Food has replaced sex in my life .. now I can't even get into my own pants!
If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.