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Random Thoughts

  • Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

  • Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

  • The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love thy enemy...... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!

  • Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally, I think that if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow.

  • Woman are like Prawns. Their heads are full of shit, but their pink parts are quite awesome.

  • What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

  • Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

  • The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

  • Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?

First time doing yoga