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Random Thoughts

  • A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

  • When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."

  • I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.

  • Genetic scientists in the US have used genes from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzanegger to create a clone and have called it ... Michael Wasanigger.

  • The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (Makes sense)

  • Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

  • I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

  • Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

  • There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.



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