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Random Thoughts

  • Bricks are horrible to carry.

  • Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

  • If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.

  • It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

  • Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

  • When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

  • God created cats so that men could learn to understand women.

  • Women should be obscene and not heard.

  • Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

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