The speed of time is one-second per second.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for life.
I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.