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Random Thoughts

  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

  • I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.

  • The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

  • Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.

  • Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

  • Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

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