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Random Thoughts

  • Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

  • Life isn't like a box of's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

  • My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.

  • I just new I was in big trouble at work when the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

  • If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

  • Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

  • Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.

  • You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

  • Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?

First time doing yoga