Boldly Going Nowhere
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
But the early bird still has to eat worms.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts!
A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake an orgasm. Big deal , try faking a relationship just for a giggle!
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...He drinks straight out of the bottle.
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.