I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
I just new I was in big trouble at work when the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
How hungry was the first person who opened an oyster and STILL ate it?
Thank You For Pot Smoking!!