Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

  • A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory!

  • Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?

  • I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

  • I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

  • In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

  • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

  • I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.

  • I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.

First time doing yoga