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  • Our local Feng Shui Shop went bankrupt in a fortnight. It was in the wrong place.

  • Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

  • Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

  • The worst thing about accidents, in the kitchen, is eating them.

  • I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

  • The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

  • I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

  • You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

  • My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

  • Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.



Archive for January, 2009

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