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  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  • Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"

  • It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere!

  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

  • Statistics tell us that married men are likely to live 3 years longer than single men. But psychology tells us that married men are more willing to die.

  • All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

  • Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

  • No one is listening until you fart.

  • Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.



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