Q. How do Australians have safe sex?
A. They mark the sheep that kick!
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Why isn't there a special name for the back of your knee?
The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name...
Woman are like Prawns. Their heads are full of shit, but their pink parts are quite awesome.
Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
My friend is engaged in a major custody battle. His wife doesn't want him and his mother won't take him back.
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.
Q. How do Australians have safe sex?
A. They mark the sheep that kick!