A couple, age 67, went to the doctor”s office. The doctor asked, “What can
I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the
doctor said, “There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse”,
and he charged them $32.00.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the
doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”
The man said, “We”re not trying to find out anything. She has a gossipy
sister on an extended visit in her apartment, so we can”t go to there. I
have too many noisy grandkids running around my place and so we can”t go
to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00. The Hilton charges $78.00. We
do it here for $32.00 and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to
the doctor”s office.”
