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Random Thoughts

  • It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

  • You never know where to look when eating a banana.

  • You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

  • No one is listening until you break wind.

  • Red meat is not bad for you, but fuzzy green meat is.

  • College is like a woman: You work so hard to get in, and nine months later, you wish you had not come.

  • Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

  • The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (Makes sense)



Archive for October, 2009

Comparing Boobs

Other Funny Pictures

  • Animals

    (284)
    Only the funniest animal picture jokes sourced from all over the internet
  • Funny Signs

    (292)
    Pictures of funny signs and office notes from all over the world
  • Kids

    (153)
    Pictures of kids getting up to their usual antics of bad behaviour and general cuteness
  • LOL Catz

    (44)
    Your favorite pictures of cute cats with their witty comments
  • Male & Female

    (190)
    Picture jokes answering the age old question of gender superiority
  • Motivationals

    (267)
    Pictures of of all your favorite motivationals and demotivationals
  • Movies & Entertainment

    (98)
    Pictures making fun of all your favorite movies, actors, tv shows and musicians
  • News & Politics

    (95)
    Funny pictures of current events and politicians making the news for embarrassing reasons
  • Old Age

    (13)
    Funny pictures of old people doing their normal things. Not a good category to show grandma and grandpa
  • Random Jokes

    (239)
    These are just our random picture jokes that we couldn't find a category for... or were to lazy to try.
  • Sport

    (88)
    Pictures of your favorite sports and sport heros, usually getting it wrong.
  • Whoops

    (141)
    Funny and sometimes painful pictures of people getting it wrong. Lots of "fail" and "that's gotta hurt".
  • WTF!!!

    (230)
    Pictures that make you ask the question: WTF!