
While You Argue .....
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
He who hesitates is probably right
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
Some people kiss with their eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way.
My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...He drinks straight out of the bottle.

While You Argue .....