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Random Thoughts

  • Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"

  • Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

  • My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.

  • I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

  • I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.

  • I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

  • If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach him.

  • The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

  • I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

  • Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.



Archive for November, 2009

Public transport on the N2

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