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  • When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

  • You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

  • One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

  • If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

  • Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

  • One should love animals. They are so tasty.

  • When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

  • If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague

  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

  • Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.



Archive for March, 2010

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?

A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

A: Both of them.

Q: Why did the man cross the road?

A: He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

A: They don’t have time.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?

A: They won’t stop to ask directions.

Q: What do men and sperm have in common?

A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

A: He buys two cases of beer.

Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?

A: The bonds mature.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?

A: So men can remember them.

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

A: We don’t know; it has never happened.

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

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