A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a
friend were playing a game of catch, using a rattlesnake as a ball. The
friend – no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate – was hospitalized.
You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
There's an inverse proportion between your stress quantity and your boss' hours in the office.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
"Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself!"
Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.
A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a
friend were playing a game of catch, using a rattlesnake as a ball. The
friend – no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate – was hospitalized.