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Random Thoughts

  • You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

  • Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

  • They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

  • If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

  • There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead.

  • If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

  • There's an inverse proportion between your stress quantity and your boss' hours in the office.

  • Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

  • "Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself!"

  • Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.



Archive for April, 2010

A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a

friend were playing a game of catch, using a rattlesnake as a ball. The

friend – no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate – was hospitalized.

Other Text Jokes

  • Text Jokes - Animals

    (187)
    Written jokes about animals, pets, nature, bugs. Despite our best efforts we can't get PETA to sponsor this category.
  • Text Jokes - Bar & Alcohol

    (129)
    Written jokes about drunks and bars. A horse walked into a bar - the barman asked why the long face... you get the idea.
  • Text Jokes - Blonde

    (74)
    All humour websites are required to have written jokes about blondes. We're trying a different approach by portraying blondes in a positive light.
  • Text Jokes - Computers

    (93)
    Written jokes about IT, the office, computers and the people that operate them.
  • Text Jokes - Kids

    (155)
    Written jokes about kids, for kids (parental supervision required). Other peoples kids are always so cute where as it always seems your own kids crawled out of Satan's bottom.
  • Text Jokes - Lawyers

    (16)
    Written jokes about lawyers, normally portraying them in a negative light.
  • Text Jokes - Male & Female

    (836)
    Written jokes about man and woman. Who will win? Our last count saw women leading 2 to 1.
  • Text Jokes - Medical & Doctors

    (86)
    Written antics about doctors, nurses and general failings of the healthcare system.
  • Text Jokes - News & Politics

    (173)
    Written jokes targeting politicians and people in the news.
  • Text Jokes - Random

    (324)
    Written jokes that we were too lazy to categorise. This category pretty much covers everything.
  • Text Jokes - Religion

    (123)
    Written jokes not suitable for religious fanatics. We do not discriminate - we make fun of everyone.
  • Text Jokes - Sports

    (89)
    Written antics about sports and the people that play them.
  • Text Jokes - Stupid People

    (29)
    Text jokes about stupid people. This category is full of darwin awards and "I can't beliive he did that!"