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Random Thoughts

  • No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

  • Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

  • Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

  • Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'

  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

  • I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

  • My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.

  • A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



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