Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large
enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, I must be losing it, I
could have sworn we just went through a red light.
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, the light was
red, and again they went through it. This time, the passenger was almost
sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be
seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close
attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and
they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said,
“Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You
could have killed us.
Mildred turned to her and cried, “Oh shit! Am I driving?”
