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Random Thoughts

  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

  • I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

  • The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

  • Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.

  • If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

  • Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'

  • To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

  • This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.



Archive for April, 2011

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