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Random Thoughts

  • All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

  • Finally, my ship came in ... and as expected, it's leaking.

  • If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

  • My wife is so ugly... A cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad.

  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

  • The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

  • Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

  • Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a kid a fish, it's gonna die. Have a story ready.

  • Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like an order of Indian food. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."



Archive for August, 2011

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  • Animals

    (289)
    Only the funniest animal picture jokes sourced from all over the internet
  • Funny Signs

    (296)
    Pictures of funny signs and office notes from all over the world
  • Kids

    (156)
    Pictures of kids getting up to their usual antics of bad behaviour and general cuteness
  • LOL Catz

    (45)
    Your favorite pictures of cute cats with their witty comments
  • Male & Female

    (196)
    Picture jokes answering the age old question of gender superiority
  • Motivationals

    (273)
    Pictures of of all your favorite motivationals and demotivationals
  • Movies & Entertainment

    (98)
    Pictures making fun of all your favorite movies, actors, tv shows and musicians
  • News & Politics

    (96)
    Funny pictures of current events and politicians making the news for embarrassing reasons
  • Old Age

    (13)
    Funny pictures of old people doing their normal things. Not a good category to show grandma and grandpa
  • Random Jokes

    (249)
    These are just our random picture jokes that we couldn't find a category for... or were to lazy to try.
  • Sport

    (90)
    Pictures of your favorite sports and sport heros, usually getting it wrong.
  • Whoops

    (143)
    Funny and sometimes painful pictures of people getting it wrong. Lots of "fail" and "that's gotta hurt".
  • WTF!!!

    (236)
    Pictures that make you ask the question: WTF!