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Random Thoughts

  • I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.

  • Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.

  • After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex I woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when I realised I had made it home safely.

  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

  • Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee.

  • Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

  • A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?

  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.



Archive for October, 2011

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