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Random Thoughts

  • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

  • My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

  • I just new I was in big trouble at work when the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

  • Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

  • The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

  • And Jesus said to John, "Come forth and I will give you eternal life." - John came fifth, so he won a toaster.

  • I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

  • Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

  • Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.



Archive for December, 2011

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