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Random Thoughts

  • Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

  • Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?

  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

  • I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

  • Ham and eggs: Just a day's work for a chicken, but a lifetime commitment for a pig.

  • A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.

  • Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

  • I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.

  • A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.



Archive for January, 2012

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    Pictures of kids getting up to their usual antics of bad behaviour and general cuteness
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    Your favorite pictures of cute cats with their witty comments
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    Pictures of of all your favorite motivationals and demotivationals
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    These are just our random picture jokes that we couldn't find a category for... or were to lazy to try.
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    Funny and sometimes painful pictures of people getting it wrong. Lots of "fail" and "that's gotta hurt".
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    Pictures that make you ask the question: WTF!