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Random Thoughts

  • The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

  • If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

  • They say a smile is a gift, which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.

  • Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

  • I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

  • Finally, my ship came in ... and as expected, it's leaking.

  • The worst thing about accidents, in the kitchen, is eating them.

  • Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

  • Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.

  • When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.



Archive for January, 2012

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