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Random Thoughts

  • The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

  • Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

  • A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

  • When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

  • Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

  • The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

  • My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.

  • Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

  • Our local Feng Shui Shop went bankrupt in a fortnight. It was in the wrong place.



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