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Random Thoughts

  • 'Hard work never killed anybody', but why take the risk...

  • I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

  • A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."

  • My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.

  • I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

  • They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

  • All generalizations are false, including this one.

  • I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

  • They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."

  • Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?



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