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  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

  • If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

  • The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

  • NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth at 90,000 miles a second. What do you suppose they know that we don't?

  • When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

  • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. Unless, of course, they're flying.

  • The worst thing about accidents, in the kitchen, is eating them.

  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

  • Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.



Archive for the ‘All Funny Pictures’ Category

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Other Funny Pictures

  • Animals

    (286)
    Only the funniest animal picture jokes sourced from all over the internet
  • Funny Signs

    (293)
    Pictures of funny signs and office notes from all over the world
  • Kids

    (154)
    Pictures of kids getting up to their usual antics of bad behaviour and general cuteness
  • LOL Catz

    (44)
    Your favorite pictures of cute cats with their witty comments
  • Male & Female

    (191)
    Picture jokes answering the age old question of gender superiority
  • Motivationals

    (267)
    Pictures of of all your favorite motivationals and demotivationals
  • Movies & Entertainment

    (98)
    Pictures making fun of all your favorite movies, actors, tv shows and musicians
  • News & Politics

    (96)
    Funny pictures of current events and politicians making the news for embarrassing reasons
  • Old Age

    (13)
    Funny pictures of old people doing their normal things. Not a good category to show grandma and grandpa
  • Random Jokes

    (241)
    These are just our random picture jokes that we couldn't find a category for... or were to lazy to try.
  • Sport

    (89)
    Pictures of your favorite sports and sport heros, usually getting it wrong.
  • Whoops

    (142)
    Funny and sometimes painful pictures of people getting it wrong. Lots of "fail" and "that's gotta hurt".
  • WTF!!!

    (232)
    Pictures that make you ask the question: WTF!