The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing since 15
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.
I'm a freelance gynaecologist
Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like an order of Indian food. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.
Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.
* Luckily “Hurricane Sandy” was not exposed to STD’s when passing through Jersey Shore.
* What do Snooki and “Hurricane Sandy” have in common? They will blow the entire east coast to get on TV.
* Nothing like “Hurricane Sandy” to make me realize what’s really important in life… internet access.
* Did someone say “Sandy” was blowing people?
* Hurricane Sandy, proof that Gangnam style is an Indian Rain Dance.
