Random Thought
“The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'”

Another Thought...




Text Jokes – Bar & Alcohol

PostHeaderIcon Six Shots of Jagermeister!?

A young man sits down at a bar.

“What can I get you?” the bartender inquires.

“I want six shots of Jagermeister,” responds the young man.

“Six shots!?” says the bartender, “Are you celebrating something?”

“Yeah, my first blowjob,” replies the young man.

“Well, in that case,” says the bartender, slapping him on the back, “let me give you a seventh on the house.”

The man holds up his hand, “No offense, sir. But if six shots won’t get rid of the taste, nothing will.”