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Text Jokes – Bar & Alcohol

PostHeaderIcon Six Shots of Jagermeister!?

A young man sits down at a bar.

“What can I get you?” the bartender inquires.

“I want six shots of Jagermeister,” responds the young man.

“Six shots!?” says the bartender, “Are you celebrating something?”

“Yeah, my first blowjob,” replies the young man.

“Well, in that case,” says the bartender, slapping him on the back, “let me give you a seventh on the house.”

The man holds up his hand, “No offense, sir. But if six shots won’t get rid of the taste, nothing will.”