Random Thought
“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

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Text Jokes – Bar & Alcohol

PostHeaderIcon Six Shots of Jagermeister!?

A young man sits down at a bar.

“What can I get you?” the bartender inquires.

“I want six shots of Jagermeister,” responds the young man.

“Six shots!?” says the bartender, “Are you celebrating something?”

“Yeah, my first blowjob,” replies the young man.

“Well, in that case,” says the bartender, slapping him on the back, “let me give you a seventh on the house.”

The man holds up his hand, “No offense, sir. But if six shots won’t get rid of the taste, nothing will.”