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“But the early bird still has to eat worms.”

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Text Jokes – Bar & Alcohol

PostHeaderIcon The wife and the burglar!

“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I

was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.

“Did he get anything.” his mates asked.

“Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken

nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”