Random Thought
“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”

Another Thought...

Text Jokes – Bar & Alcohol

PostHeaderIcon The wife and the burglar!

“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I

was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.

“Did he get anything.” his mates asked.

“Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken

nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”