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Random Thoughts

  • The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!

  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

  • A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.

  • Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

  • On quiet nights when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding Video backwards just to watch myself walk out of church a free person!

  • I'm not a snob. I'm just genuinely better than you are.

  • Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

  • When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.



Archive for the ‘Text Jokes – Blonde’ Category

Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream. Deciding the bridge safe, the two women proceed to cross.

Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other, “I’ve always wanted to be like the guys, and urinate off a bridge.”

The other woman looks around and says, “Well, I don’t see anyone around, now’s your chance!”

The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over to the side of the bridge. As she begins to urinate, she looks over her shoulder.

“Holy shit!” she exclaims, “I just pissed in a canoe!”

Alarmed, the second woman hurries over, and peeks at the stream. “Calm down,” she says. “That wasn’t a canoe you pissed in, it was only your reflection.”

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