Random Thought
“My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.”

Another Thought...

Text Jokes – Blonde

PostHeaderIcon A man sun bathes…

A man sun bathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis.

His doctor tells him 2 ease the pain by dipping it in a cup of cold milk.

Later, his blonde girlfriend comes home n finds him with his penis in a cup of cold milk.

Good heavens, she remarks. I always wondered how u re-loaded those things!