Random Thought
“Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?”

Another Thought...

Text Jokes – Blonde

PostHeaderIcon A man sun bathes…

A man sun bathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis.

His doctor tells him 2 ease the pain by dipping it in a cup of cold milk.

Later, his blonde girlfriend comes home n finds him with his penis in a cup of cold milk.

Good heavens, she remarks. I always wondered how u re-loaded those things!