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A gift idea for the Holidays

Posted by Collin On August - 30 - 2011 0 Comment

3d-apple-logoApple does it again
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants.
The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.

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