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Random Thoughts

  • I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the pants.

  • God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

  • If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

  • This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.



Archive for the ‘Text Jokes – Medical & Doctors’ Category

One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.

He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.

“Could you taste this for me, please?”

The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. It tasted unpleasant.

“Does that taste sweet to you?” says Paddy.

“No, not at all,” says the chemist, pulling a face.

“Oh that’s a relief,” says Paddy. “The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.”

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