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“When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”

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Text Jokes – Male & Female

PostHeaderIcon It’s a Guy Thing!

The human body has 7 trillion nerves…….my wife manages to get on every f***ing one of them.

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I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom.They’re brilliant…It makes the wife look like she’s actually moving during sex…

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My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my penis.

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I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young female and drop dead gorgeous.
I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don’t worry, I am a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll check it out.
I said, “My wife thinks that my penis tastes like asparagus”

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I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal.
Dyslexic bugger , it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend……

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A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV w hen he suddenly yells, “Don’t enter that church, you damn fool !!!”
His wife asks him, “What are you watching?”
Husband replies, “Our blooming wedding video”

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Life is like a penis….Soft and hanging freely….It’s women that make it hard

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I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper”
“Don’t be silly,” she said “You can borrow my iPad”
That spider never knew what f***ing hit it.

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