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  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

  • My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.

  • You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

  • Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

  • You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • I have the body of a god ... Buddha.

  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

  • I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.

  • People who don't drive, slam car doors too hard.



Archive for the ‘All Text Jokes’ Category

One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.

He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.

“Could you taste this for me, please?”

The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. It tasted unpleasant.

“Does that taste sweet to you?” says Paddy.

“No, not at all,” says the chemist, pulling a face.

“Oh that’s a relief,” says Paddy. “The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.”

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