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Random Thoughts

  • You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

  • Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

  • I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.

  • I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...

  • People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

  • I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

  • You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

  • Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.



Archive for the ‘Text Jokes – News & Politics’ Category

* Luckily “Hurricane Sandy” was not exposed to STD’s when passing through Jersey Shore.

 

* What do Snooki and “Hurricane Sandy” have in common? They will blow the entire east coast to get on TV.

 

* Nothing like “Hurricane Sandy” to make me realize what’s really important in life… internet access.

 

* Did someone say “Sandy” was blowing people?

 

* Hurricane Sandy, proof that Gangnam style is an Indian Rain Dance.

Other Text Jokes

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    (187)
    Written jokes about animals, pets, nature, bugs. Despite our best efforts we can't get PETA to sponsor this category.
  • Text Jokes - Bar & Alcohol

    (129)
    Written jokes about drunks and bars. A horse walked into a bar - the barman asked why the long face... you get the idea.
  • Text Jokes - Blonde

    (74)
    All humour websites are required to have written jokes about blondes. We're trying a different approach by portraying blondes in a positive light.
  • Text Jokes - Computers

    (93)
    Written jokes about IT, the office, computers and the people that operate them.
  • Text Jokes - Kids

    (155)
    Written jokes about kids, for kids (parental supervision required). Other peoples kids are always so cute where as it always seems your own kids crawled out of Satan's bottom.
  • Text Jokes - Lawyers

    (16)
    Written jokes about lawyers, normally portraying them in a negative light.
  • Text Jokes - Male & Female

    (836)
    Written jokes about man and woman. Who will win? Our last count saw women leading 2 to 1.
  • Text Jokes - Medical & Doctors

    (87)
    Written antics about doctors, nurses and general failings of the healthcare system.
  • Text Jokes - News & Politics

    (174)
    Written jokes targeting politicians and people in the news.
  • Text Jokes - Random

    (324)
    Written jokes that we were too lazy to categorise. This category pretty much covers everything.
  • Text Jokes - Religion

    (123)
    Written jokes not suitable for religious fanatics. We do not discriminate - we make fun of everyone.
  • Text Jokes - Sports

    (90)
    Written antics about sports and the people that play them.
  • Text Jokes - Stupid People

    (29)
    Text jokes about stupid people. This category is full of darwin awards and "I can't beliive he did that!"