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  • Ever notice how at the end of every party there is always a fat girl crying.

  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

  • I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

  • There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

  • The light at the end of the tunnel is the normally the headlight of the oncoming train.

  • Some people kiss with their eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way.

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  • To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

  • Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.



Archive for the ‘Text Jokes – News & Politics’ Category

News of Amy Winehouse’s death travelled with such speed. When I heard I couldn’t help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It’s such a blow. She really made a hash of things though. Her life just went to pot. Someone should have kept tabs on her.

There were so many doping accusations at the Tour de France, Amy Winehouse immediately began training for next year’s event.

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Five paintings, including  a Picasso, were stolen overnight from a Paris museum. In order to identify the Picasso painting, police are using a photo of Amy Winehouse.

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Two detectives are in Amy Winehouse’s flat. One says to the other “I’ve never heard of her, what was she famous for?”

The other copper replies “She was a very well-known musician.”

The first detective looks around and says, “Ah, I see now. Let me guess, she played the spoons?”

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Winehouse’s family formed a line outside of her apartment. It’s what she would have wanted.

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When Amy Winehouse heard there was a line to get into heaven, she rolled up a $20 bill.

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Q: What’s the difference between February and Amy Winehouse?

A: February makes it to 28!

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Q: What’s the difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes?

A: The jokes will get old.

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