* Luckily “Hurricane Sandy” was not exposed to STD’s when passing through Jersey Shore.
* What do Snooki and “Hurricane Sandy” have in common? They will blow the entire east coast to get on TV.
* Nothing like “Hurricane Sandy” to make me realize what’s really important in life… internet access.
* Did someone say “Sandy” was blowing people?
* Hurricane Sandy, proof that Gangnam style is an Indian Rain Dance.