Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line
up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big
breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached
to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in
front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of
spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She
proceeded down the line with the same lack of response from all the priests
until she got to Carlos, the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to
ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, bent over to pick it up – and set
off all the other bells.
