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“I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.”

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Text Jokes – Religion

PostHeaderIcon Ringing that bell!

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line

up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big

breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached

to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in

front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of

spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She

proceeded down the line with the same lack of response from all the priests

until she got to Carlos, the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to

ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, bent over to pick it up – and set

off all the other bells.