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Text Jokes – Religion

PostHeaderIcon Two Nun’s in Transylvania!

So, it seems that two nuns were traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a light. Suddenly, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at the windshield.

“Quick, Quick!” shouts the first nun, “What shall I do?”

“Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the abomination,” shouts the second

She switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and hisses even more loudly

“What shall I do now?” shouts the first nun.

“Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it with Holy Water in the Vatican!” says the second

Dracula steams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses even more at the nuns

“Now what?” screams the first nun

“Show him your cross!” says the second

So the nun rolls down the window and shouts: “GET OFF MY FUCKING HOOD!!”