A dyslexic tourist came to South Africa to blow a Zulu Fella…
I had a blind date last night. Her name was :. .:: :.: .:. .::.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
An erection does not constitute personal growth
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!
Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!
I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.
Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!
Going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
A dyslexic tourist came to South Africa to blow a Zulu Fella…