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PostHeaderIcon Elephant laxative!

PADERBORN, GERMANY – Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his

constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than bushel

of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let

fly-and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!

Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing

elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a

dump truck full of mud. “The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected

defecation knocked Mr.Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a

rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on

top of him,” said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. “With

no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour

before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. “It seems

to be just one of those freak accidents that happen.