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  • The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love thy enemy...... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!

  • I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

  • Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

  • The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

  • When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."

  • Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

  • I'm not weird... weird is Chinese slippers and break-dance pants!

  • You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

  • It's a small world. So you've got to use your elbows a lot.



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