I'm a freelance gynaecologist

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Build a fire for a man, and keep him warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.