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  • When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."

  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

  • If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

  • Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

  • Women should be obscene and not heard.

  • I had a blind date last night. Her name was :. .:: :.: .:. .::.

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.



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