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  • Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

  • What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

  • Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

  • Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  • If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.

  • Love is grand; divorce is quite a few more grand.

  • No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

  • What's another word for thesaurus?

  • Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?



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