Anyone know the Capital of Bulemia?

'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.

"Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself!"

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for $10.00 at the bowling alley.

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

When kleptomania gets really bad, just take something for it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.