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“At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.”

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PostHeaderIcon Great White Shark Tactics

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a sinking ship. “Follow me, son,” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the ship.

“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did. “Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Now we eat  everybody.” And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?” His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the sh¡t inside!”


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