The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"
Anyone know the Capital of Bulemia?
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.
Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.