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Random Thoughts

  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

  • Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

  • In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

  • Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

  • By the time a man's wife learns to understand him, she has usually stopped listening to him.

  • Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?

  • I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.

  • God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

  • See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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