Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
Definition of pressure:.....A wife, a mistress and a mortgage all a month late.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.