When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
College is like a woman: You work so hard to get in, and nine months later, you wish you had not come.