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Random Thoughts

  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.

  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

  • It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.

  • Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing since 15

  • There is a very fine line between "hobby" and mental illness.

  • Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

  • I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

  • God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

  • It's better to have Loved and Lost than to live with an asshole the rest of your life!

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