Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

  • I have the body of a god ... Buddha.

  • There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

  • Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

  • How hungry was the first person who opened an oyster and STILL ate it?

  • There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead.

  • A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.

  • If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

  • Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you... Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

  • God created cats so that men could learn to understand women.

Wet feet

Some animals dislike getting their feet wet.