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Random Thoughts

  • What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

  • Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

  • How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?

  • If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.

  • I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

  • If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

  • No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

  • When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

  • I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Wet feet

Some animals dislike getting their feet wet.