They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing; just show me somebody naked.'
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.