Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.