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Random Thoughts

  • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

  • The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad.

  • Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.

  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

  • Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.

  • Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!

  • I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

  • After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex I woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when I realised I had made it home safely.

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.