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  • Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

  • When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.

  • In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

  • In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

  • If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

  • The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get suckered into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house!

  • Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

  • Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

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