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Random Thoughts

  • Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

  • To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • Thank You For Pot Smoking!!

  • I'm a freelance gynaecologist

  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  • Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

  • See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

  • It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Wet feet

Some animals dislike getting their feet wet.