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Random Thoughts

  • Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

  • My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.

  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

  • Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

  • My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...He drinks straight out of the bottle.

  • I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'

  • My wife says I never listen to least I think that's what she said.

  • If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.

Wet feet

Some animals dislike getting their feet wet.