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Random Thoughts

  • I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

  • The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

  • It's better to have Loved and Lost than to live with an asshole the rest of your life!

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  • According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

  • I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  • Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".

  • No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

  • I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

Wet feet

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