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Random Thoughts

  • "Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself!"

  • Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

  • To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

  • The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

  • When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

  • Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!

  • If Tennis Players get Tennis Elbow...Do gynecologists get Tunnel vision?

  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

  • I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'

Wet feet

Some animals dislike getting their feet wet.