Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings ...... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
By the time a man's wife learns to understand him, she has usually stopped listening to him.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
'Hard work never killed anybody', but why take the risk...
Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them.
Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!