A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory!

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

It's better to have Loved and Lost than to live with an asshole the rest of your life!

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.

All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.