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Random Thoughts

  • Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

  • NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth at 90,000 miles a second. What do you suppose they know that we don't?

  • Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them.

  • When kleptomania gets really bad, just take something for it.

  • Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

  • The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

  • Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

  • If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

  • The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

  • But the early bird still has to eat worms.



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