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Random Thoughts

  • Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake an orgasm. Big deal , try faking a relationship just for a giggle!

  • Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

  • Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

  • I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

  • I was at a restaurant yesterday. I asked the waiter for the black pepper, and he gave me the Sowetan.

  • Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn

  • No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

  • Why is it that banks always make it sound like you are so lucky that they have extended your credit limit? I mean it's not like I won a prize, but more like extra bullets for my gun in a game of Russian Rolette...

  • If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.



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