Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

  • My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

  • Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

  • I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

  • Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.

  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

  • The worst thing about accidents, in the kitchen, is eating them.

  • If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

  • Turtles can breathe through their butts. - heh heh heh



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This budgie is straight out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie