The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.

Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.