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Random Thoughts

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

  • You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

  • Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

  • A penny saved is a government oversight.

  • Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

  • The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad.

  • Red meat is not bad for you, but fuzzy green meat is.

  • I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

  • By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

  • I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

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