Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
Finally, my ship came in ... and as expected, it's leaking.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends!
I'm a freelance gynaecologist
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.