Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
God created Man, stood back and admired what he created and said “WOW, this is a perfect creation”, then he proceeded to create woman, stood back and said “Oh well, this one will have to wear makeup”.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
I was at a restaurant yesterday. I asked the waiter for the black pepper, and he gave me the Sowetan.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.