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  • Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

  • Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the Universe are pointed away from Earth?

  • A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

  • Finally, my ship came in ... and as expected, it's leaking.

  • Have you ever considered how evil a chicken omelette is? They kill the chicken, chop it up and cook it inside their own babies... Too bad it\'s delicious.

  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

  • I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

  • The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

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