If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.
They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.