If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
If Tennis Players get Tennis Elbow...Do gynecologists get Tunnel vision?
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
I am the same today as I was tomorrow.
And Jesus said to John, "Come forth and I will give you eternal life." - John came fifth, so he won a toaster.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.