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Random Thoughts

  • The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad.

  • Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.

  • Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

  • I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

  • I have the body of a god ... Buddha.

  • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

  • Going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

  • I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

  • My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.

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