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Random Thoughts

  • If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

  • Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  • If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.

  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

  • If Tennis Players get Tennis Elbow...Do gynecologists get Tunnel vision?

  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

  • I am the same today as I was tomorrow.

  • And Jesus said to John, "Come forth and I will give you eternal life." - John came fifth, so he won a toaster.

  • If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

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