Build a fire for a man, and keep him warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Why is it that banks always make it sound like you are so lucky that they have extended your credit limit? I mean it's not like I won a prize, but more like extra bullets for my gun in a game of Russian Rolette...
Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake an orgasm. Big deal , try faking a relationship just for a giggle!
I am the same today as I was tomorrow.
The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.