The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad.
Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
I have the body of a god ... Buddha.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.