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Random Thoughts

  • Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a kid a fish, it's gonna die. Have a story ready.

  • If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

  • Boldly Going Nowhere

  • Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

  • When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

  • Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

  • No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

  • Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

  • Women should be obscene and not heard.

  • When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

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