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Random Thoughts

  • I've used up all my sick I'm calling in dead!

  • There's an inverse proportion between your stress quantity and your boss' hours in the office.

  • A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.

  • Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

  • Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?

  • Men: On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

  • A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

  • Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'

  • I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

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