I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
Boldly Going Nowhere
Red meat is not bad for you, but fuzzy green meat is.
On quiet nights when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding Video backwards just to watch myself walk out of church a free person!
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.