Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

How hungry was the first person who opened an oyster and STILL ate it?

Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

People who don't drive, slam car doors too hard.

Red meat is not bad for you, but fuzzy green meat is.

The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'