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Random Thoughts

  • I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...

  • A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.

  • The speed of time is one-second per second.

  • It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

  • Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

  • I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.

  • Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!



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