Shopping tip: You can get shoes for $10.00 at the bowling alley.
By the time a man's wife learns to understand him, she has usually stopped listening to him.
I have the body of a god ... Buddha.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?